I was sent this from my mother. If it’s there is one thing that reeeeeally winds us up here at The Frogplex, it’s Capital Letter Syndrome. I’ve seen whole websites and blog post titles using Capital Letters, but never this. Never a whole letter. Surely it must have taken ages to type?
Oh, and the massive spaces? A deliberate cue for you to take a HUGE deep breath before reading aloud the next paragraph, I am guessing. And don’t even get me STARTED on the punctuation…
Good Morning Shirley,
My Name Is Lisa And I Am From The <name of shop omitted here as my mum worries she may get sued for passing it on to me>.
I Have Been Asked By Penny To Respond To Your Email As She Is Unavailable Today.
I Have Actually Got This Item In Front Of Me But It Does Not State Whether Or Not It Works With The Bigshot, However I Have Looked This Item Up Online And It Says It Does Work With The Bigshot But You Have To Check Your Cutting Machine’s Manual As To What Accessories You May Need In Order To Use This Item With Your Machine.
They Are Cut Or Emboss Dies But They Require A Rubber Embossing Pad If They Are To Be Used For Embossing And Last But Not Least I Have Measured The Smallest Die Which Is Measuring 6.5cm x 3.5cm.
I Hope This Has Answered Your Question, However Please Do Not Hesitate To Contact Us Again With Any Further Queries As We Are Always Happy To Help.
Best Regards
Lisa
This has been included on our marketing blog for the following reason:
Businesses – do NOT do this in any of your marketing communications. It looks rubbish.
Here endeth today’s lesson.
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